The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is an amazing game, but it’s also rife with glitches. It’s not all that surprising. A game as massive as The Witcher 3 is bound to have a few teething issues this soon after release. It suffers from something I like to call “new game syndrome”. While there are a few serious bugs, luckily, they’re mostly harmless graphics issues that don’t have much impact on the overall game. And some of them are outright hilarious.
1. Floating Sex Head
There’s a good reason for this one being at the top of the list. YouTuber Chris Klos encountered a bizarre glitch during a sex scene – which reminds me, this one has an NSFW warning. Camera angles go crazy and limbs detach themselves, mostly from Geralt. His head ends up floating around in such weird positions, we can really only guess at what it was supposed to look like. It’s also one of the funniest things I’ve seen from this game so far. It’s best to just watch it for yourself:
2. Thirsty goose
When you’re hanging around the tavern in the game’s starting area, White Orchid, you will notice some geese walking around outside. But one of those geese must have decided it was time for a drink, as we can see from YouTuber Justin Dazet. A goose walks in and out of the tavern, somehow opening and closing the door with its super goose strength. Maybe it just can’t decide what to order.
3. Roach’s antics
If you’ve spent any time in The Witcher 3, you’ll know Geralt’s horse Roach doesn’t exactly behave in a conventional way. When he’s not randomly stopping in the middle of a gallop through the countryside or searching for some patch of grass to munch on, he’ll get into all sorts of crazy positions. Check out this video of Roach deploying his “landing gear” after fast travelling:
And here’s a lovely sample of Roach’s slick moves when he finds himself stuck at an odd angle on a cliff:
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