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Danger 5: Five reasons why it’s the best show on Netflix

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Danger 5 is one of those rare gems on Netflix that will have you obsessed and wondering where this show has been your whole life. Seriously. Imagine if Quentin Tarantino directed a live action combination of Archer and Team America: World Police that’s set in the 60’s. Danger 5 follows a group of five super spies who are tasked with preventing Hitler from taking over the world. So why haven’t you heard of Danger 5 before? It’s an Australian produced show that Americans haven’t been able to (legally) enjoy until last month when it was added to Netflix. Still unsure about Danger 5’s mix of silly satirical humor, absurd violence, and intentionally cheesy production values? What if I told you that Nazi dinosaurs are just part of what makes Danger 5 so great? Well here are five reasons why the first season will make Danger 5 your favorite show on Netflix:

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Why yes, Hitler’s Nazi triceratops does in fact have machine guns strapped to its horns.

1. Hitler’s Henchmen

Danger 5 not only embraces absurdity; it runs with it, too! Our intrepid spies that feature such hilarious characters like Jackson, the super manly American who constantly butchers pronunciations, battle against Hitler’s rather unique forces every episode. See, Hitler (with help from historical figures like Stalin and Mussolini) apparently takes inspiration from the best 60’s sci-fi as the heroes in Danger 5 must go up against everything from Nazi dinosaurs to mutants and, yes, even robots. As if fighting such wonderfully ridiculous henchmen wasn’t good enough, the brilliant minds behind Danger 5 take it up a notch by bringing the Nazi creatures to life with (laughably) bad animation, costumes, and blatantly obvious use miniature models.

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2. Goofy Product Placements

You may be familiar with the ‘Sensible Chuckle’ meme which has graced the internet courtesy of the wonderful shenanigans on Danger 5. But the ‘Sensible Chuckle’ magazine is not the only chuckle-worthy product placement in the show. Paying homage to (or perhaps taking a cue from) the classic comedy Airplane, every episode of Danger 5 features hilariously bad product placements for items that are worthy of late night infomercials. For example, the Mazzarucci Utility Guitar, an acoustic guitar that features swiss army knife style attachments and the sales pitch, ‘Whether it’s birthday, bar mitzvah, or just one of those special moments, the Mazzarucci Utility Guitar is the perfect gift for any occasion.’ In need of excellence in record keeping and prestige in the workplace? Danger 5’s Tannaka Paper weights are just what you need ‘because with Tannaka, what happens in Japan stays in Japan.’ Want to be the guy who always has time to look good? Check out the Mazzarucci Shave-issmo, an electric razor that promises to ‘redefine your face.’ It’s little nods like this that makes Danger 5 so special and keep you laughing throughout the outlandish and always amusing action.

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Nobody knows where Pierre. Danger 5’s happiest agent, hails from because his accent is constantly changing between being Spanish, Italian, and French.

3. Death Drinks

Since Danger 5 features some over the top Tarantino-esque violence, that means that death scenes are inevitable. Ordinarily that’s a (somewhat) sad event, but not in the Danger 5 universe! Whenever a character dies in the always smiling Pierre’s arms, their final words are always the recipe for ‘the perfect’ cocktail. Want to know how to make The Perfect Carlos Sultana? Take 1 part dark rum, 1 scoop vanilla ice cream, fill with creamy soda, and possibly finish with raisins and there you go! Need something to go with your Chinese take out? Try The Perfect Chinese Whisper (1 part rice wine, 1 part lychee juice, pour over crushed ice, and fill with the soda of your choice) that’s courtesy of the death of a Chinese hench woman. These Death Drinks are always relevant to that episode’s shenanigans and will make you thirsty anytime someone is bleeding in Pierre’s tender embrace.

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Danger 5 is commanded by an eagle-headed American named Colonel Chestbridge who is seen here using his ‘sit down’ gun

4. Stereotypes

Stereotyping is bad, m’kay? Well, except when it’s done on Danger 5. The way that cultural stereotypes are so gleefully and innocently lampooned on Danger 5 is really refreshing. For example, Danger 5’s take on an Italian hit squad. The Danger 5 team is being chased by a group of Italians in a small car. How did they know they were Italians? They were well dressed and the driver kept checking out his hair in the mirror, of course! In the Danger 5 universe, Germans are obsessed with talking German Shepherds who always play crooked cops in German police dramas. Even Ilsa, Danger 5’s bad ass Russian femme fatale confessed that she thought she’d die as a result of alcohol poisoning when cornered by a Nazi T-Rex. Even bad ass American agent Jackson’s hatred of Nazis is matched only by his love of cliched action hero one liners and impressing beautiful women.

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It’s the little things that make Hitler happy like Victory Pistols, German Shepherds and world domination

5. The Little Things

It’s the little things that really makes Danger 5 stand out. Everything from the harsh lighting, ridiculous costumes, constant chain smoking and intentionally clunky dialogue really shows the amount of love and attention to detail the show’s creators put in. Because of the larger than life shenanigans, you’ll definitely pick up on the small details on repeat viewings. How wildly absurd are the story lines? The show kicks off with the Danger 5 crew investigating the theft of the Eiffel Tower. Naturally, it was hauled away by swastika adorned zeppelins as a part of Hitler’s nefarious birthday scheme. As if that wasn’t good enough, Hitler escapes by jumping out of a window in every episode. Yep! That’s right, every episode uses the same b-roll footage of Hitler jumping out of a window when he invariably escapes.

Another enjoyable little quirk is that every character on Danger 5 appears to be fluent in every language. Hitler speaks German, Danger 5’s Ilsa speaks only Russian, Hirohito speaks Japanese, etc. requiring the use of subtitles for their lines. It’s a wonderful oddity that makes it all the more humorous that all the show’s dialogue (even English) is badly dubbed over. Danger 5 also pokes fun at the ridiculous sexism of the time by having Danger 5’s brainy blonde British scientist, Claire, constantly shut down by the brash eagle-headed Colonel Chestbridge during briefings. The show’s creators didn’t just pay attention to the jokes and action. The catchy retro soundtrack that accompanies the harshly lit shenanigans on Danger 5 is fantastic and shows that they really thought of everything. Seriously, you can see why Danger 5 is one of the best things to come on Netflix in a long time.

Check out the trailer for Danger 5 and start counting down the minutes until you can get home and binge watch it on Netflix:

 

Hey, I'm Sara! I'm a fan of all things geek so you'll usually find me immersed in everything from comic books to auto sports. I often wish that I was born in the future so that I could have experienced adventures worthy of Star Wars or Star Trek. To cope with the fact that we don't even have flying cars yet, I generally infuse everything I do with a healthy dose of humor. I mean, we may as well laugh while we're waiting, right? (Also, it's a great excuse to include as many Simpsons references as possible)

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In the TV show Fallout, would the “rule of thumb” really work?

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Walton Goggins’ character, who plays someone in the first episode of the new TV series Fallout on Amazon, mentions a “rule of thumb” when it comes to nuclear explosions.

According to the character known as “The Ghoul,” he learned in military school that if you raise your thumb and extend your arm toward the blast, you can tell if you are going to live or die. According to the rule, some Americans will be safe from the radioactive fallout if the mushroom cloud is smaller than their thumb. If the mushroom cloud is bigger than their thumb, they won’t be as lucky.

Many other survivors will probably ask you why you’re giving a mushroom cloud the big thumbs up. Is it worth it?

The idea has been looked into a bit thanks to the Fallout video game series, which caught the attention of physicists in their first year at the University of Leicester. They had heard a false rumor that the show’s mascot, Vault Boy, was giving a happy thumbs up to show support for the thumb rule. They wanted to find out if the rule was true.

The team looked at smaller blasts that would fit with the setting of the show and chose a 15-kiloton blast, which is the same size as the blast that happened when the US dropped “Little Boy” on Hiroshima. The first thing the team did was figure out how far away you would have to be from the mushroom cloud for your thumb to cover the blast. They came up with a number that was about 12.6 kilometers (7.8 miles).

“Assuming the detonation occurred on the ground, the radius for avoiding all burns is 4.67 km [2.9 miles] away from the blast center, and the radius for radiation sickness symptoms is 1.56 km [0.97 miles],” the team said in their paper. “This would mean that you would be safe from the initial blast effects of radiation and burns.”

Even though you just saw a nuclear explosion nearby, that doesn’t mean you are safe. And that’s before you worry about nuclear winter. The radiation coming at you from the wind should be your main concern.

“Assuming an average wind speed of 24 km/h, the fallout would reach you within approximately half an hour if you were to be standing directly upwind.”

Getting caught in this wind will give you enough rads to make you sick. One more rule, though: run like hell. This might help you lower your dose.

“This investigation showed that if a 15-kiloton nuclear bomb was to detonate and your thumb extended at an arm’s length just covered the blast, you could survive most negative radiation effects by running laterally in the direction of the wind for a minimum of 1.65 km [1 mile] in half an hour, given that you are standing directly upwind from the blast,” the team said.

But this only works for a blast much smaller than the weapons the world has now. And even for smaller blasts, the rule probably won’t help because of the radiation that is released into the air and the fact that the wind can change quickly. Ruth McBurney, who is the executive director of the Conference of Radiation Control Program Directors in Frankfort, Kentucky, told Inverse that “shelter is the best thing to do if you think you might be in a place where fallout might be present or coming.”

More plans call for temporarily taking refuge in whatever is available, and then moving to better nearby shelters about 30 minutes after the blast. There are, of course, official rules about what to do during a blast. In short, you should stay inside and away from windows, wash your hands, and wait for more instructions. Please don’t condition your hair while you’re doing that.

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Sony is reportedly engaged in discussions to form a partnership for a potential bid on Paramount

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There hasn’t been much buzz lately about any new acquisitions in the world of video game intellectual property. According to a recent report, Sony is currently engaged in discussions with a well-funded partner to potentially acquire the renowned film studio Paramount, along with all the exciting possibilities that come with such a merger.

As reported in the New York Times (thanks, ResetEra), Sony Picture Entertainment is reportedly in discussions with Apollo Global Management, an investment firm, as per two sources familiar with the matter. In the past, Apollo had made an offer to acquire Paramount for a minimum of $26 billion, but their bid was ultimately turned down.

The terms of the joint bid are currently under discussion, and there is a chance that the two parties may decide against making a formal offer. Unnamed sources have revealed that Paramount is currently in exclusive discussions with Skydance, preventing any official offer from being made at this time. Investor opposition to the recent deal that Skydance brought seems to have been significant.

The potential impact of such an acquisition is immense. First and foremost, it would introduce adaptations of Sonic and Halo into the expanding media empire of the PlayStation platform holder. Following the announcement, Paramount’s stock experienced a significant 11% surge in after-hours trading.

What are your thoughts on the news? Is there a possibility of Sony acquiring Paramount? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section below.

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Fallout Season 2 has been confirmed as the show continues to captivate audiences, making it one of Amazon’s most-watched series

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Amazon has just made the exciting announcement that a second season of the highly acclaimed Fallout TV adaptation is in the works. Fans can look forward to another thrilling installment of the series, which will be exclusively available on the Amazon Prime streaming service. Confirmation has arrived regarding the second batch of episodes for the series, following the acquisition of $25 million in Californian tax credits.

In just four days after its release, Fallout has already captivated audiences, quickly becoming one of Amazon Prime’s most-watched TV shows of all time. It has garnered immense popularity, rivaling even the acclaimed season of The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power.

The Fallout TV show has caused a massive surge in sales for the newer games, resulting in a staggering 7,500% increase in purchases of Fallout 4 in Europe. Fallout 76, Fallout 3, and Fallout: New Vegas were also among the top 10 best-selling games across the continent last week. Next week, the highly anticipated PS5 version of Fallout 4 will be released, offering players an enhanced visual experience with new graphical modes. Additionally, players can look forward to exciting new content from the Creation Club.

Considering the potential for character development and narrative arcs, it would be intriguing to see where season two takes Lucy, Maximus, and The Ghoul. Without revealing any spoilers, it’s exciting to speculate on the possible directions their stories could go. We would greatly appreciate your feedback in the comments section.

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