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**Disclaimer! This isn’t a review for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. I encourage each of you to GO SEE IT and form your own opinion**

The first Pirates film, The Curse of the Black Pearl, was almost universally beloved when it was released. How people approach the sequels is another story, however it is also almost universally agreed that they aren’t as good as the original. As one reviewer of the new film stated “for every bit of good in this film, there is something negative to match it.” I think this is the perfect allegory for the series as a whole.

Let’s get the bad out of the way. I think the Pirates franchise suffers from two main issues. Their interpretation of Jack Sparrow was lost in translation along the way and the films are suffering from serious franchise fatigue.

Part of what made the original film so memorable was Johnny Depp’s portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow. He was a seemingly bumbling drunk who managed to get himself in and out of many ridiculous situations with his wit, charm, and guile. As a result of this, you could never fully tell what he was going to do next, but you knew at least it would be outrageously entertaining to follow. There’s a quote in the third film that sums up the character perfectly in my mind: “Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?” The best part about this question is that we as an audience have no idea and are meant to have our own interpretation. However, with each successive film in the series, the question is answered for us. He is continuously shown to have no idea what he’s doing, just happens to get into major situations, and mostly improvises. This seriously drains the fun out of the character and makes him boring to watch unless you really love slapstick humor.

As for franchise fatigue, I think Pirates is special in the sense that it hit this feeling pretty early on for most. Dead Man’s Chest garnered a lot of excitement, but At World’s End came out just a year later. Not only did this not allow for much breathing room for movie goers, it felt like beating a dead horse. The formula remained almost identical with each film in the series. This caused the films to become highly predictable and made what intriguing and mysterious elements the series still had (for example Jack Sparrow) less interesting. It was the equivalent of a magician doing the same act in front of an audience so often that they caught on to the various tricks that went into it and got bored. There was a bit of a break before On Stranger Tides came out but even then, it was still a major issue since they still followed the same formula. Even after six years without a Pirates movie, people are still franchise fatigued. The most reoccurring question I heard about the first trailer for Dead Men Tell No Tales was “They’re doing another one? Seriously?”

Beyond all of that, Pirates is still very unique which is part of why they each make as much money as they do and thus encourage Disney to make more. There aren’t that many pirate movies being made in the modern day for starters so they more or less corner the market there. The biggest aspect of the series’ success is something I feel has to do with the subject matter. Not just pirates per se but the myths, curses, and what-not of that era in history. Historical fantasy isn’t a new genre (in fact it’s done very often in films) but the fantastical elements of this specific time period are not often explored. How many other series can you point to where Aztec, Greek, and Voodoo myths lead to stories about cursed zombies, sea goddesses, and Lovecraftian fish-people respectively? Probably not that many. It all makes for insanely interesting lore and I know I personally see these films for the mystical and fantastical elements like Davy Jones and the new villain, Captain Salazar.

Overall, Pirates of the Caribbean is a unique and highly different series that struggles with keeping that uniqueness interesting. For every good, there is something bad about it. Regardless of what I think, I highly encourage you to check out the new movie and form your own opinions.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJ58L3u8qw

I spend most of my days working towards my Writing and Rhetoric degree at the University of Central Florida, but I spend a lot of my down time keeping up to date on the best TV, movies, and video games the industry has to offer. Here I put all of that extended time to use discussing each of them in-depth.

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In the TV show Fallout, would the “rule of thumb” really work?

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Walton Goggins’ character, who plays someone in the first episode of the new TV series Fallout on Amazon, mentions a “rule of thumb” when it comes to nuclear explosions.

According to the character known as “The Ghoul,” he learned in military school that if you raise your thumb and extend your arm toward the blast, you can tell if you are going to live or die. According to the rule, some Americans will be safe from the radioactive fallout if the mushroom cloud is smaller than their thumb. If the mushroom cloud is bigger than their thumb, they won’t be as lucky.

Many other survivors will probably ask you why you’re giving a mushroom cloud the big thumbs up. Is it worth it?

The idea has been looked into a bit thanks to the Fallout video game series, which caught the attention of physicists in their first year at the University of Leicester. They had heard a false rumor that the show’s mascot, Vault Boy, was giving a happy thumbs up to show support for the thumb rule. They wanted to find out if the rule was true.

The team looked at smaller blasts that would fit with the setting of the show and chose a 15-kiloton blast, which is the same size as the blast that happened when the US dropped “Little Boy” on Hiroshima. The first thing the team did was figure out how far away you would have to be from the mushroom cloud for your thumb to cover the blast. They came up with a number that was about 12.6 kilometers (7.8 miles).

“Assuming the detonation occurred on the ground, the radius for avoiding all burns is 4.67 km [2.9 miles] away from the blast center, and the radius for radiation sickness symptoms is 1.56 km [0.97 miles],” the team said in their paper. “This would mean that you would be safe from the initial blast effects of radiation and burns.”

Even though you just saw a nuclear explosion nearby, that doesn’t mean you are safe. And that’s before you worry about nuclear winter. The radiation coming at you from the wind should be your main concern.

“Assuming an average wind speed of 24 km/h, the fallout would reach you within approximately half an hour if you were to be standing directly upwind.”

Getting caught in this wind will give you enough rads to make you sick. One more rule, though: run like hell. This might help you lower your dose.

“This investigation showed that if a 15-kiloton nuclear bomb was to detonate and your thumb extended at an arm’s length just covered the blast, you could survive most negative radiation effects by running laterally in the direction of the wind for a minimum of 1.65 km [1 mile] in half an hour, given that you are standing directly upwind from the blast,” the team said.

But this only works for a blast much smaller than the weapons the world has now. And even for smaller blasts, the rule probably won’t help because of the radiation that is released into the air and the fact that the wind can change quickly. Ruth McBurney, who is the executive director of the Conference of Radiation Control Program Directors in Frankfort, Kentucky, told Inverse that “shelter is the best thing to do if you think you might be in a place where fallout might be present or coming.”

More plans call for temporarily taking refuge in whatever is available, and then moving to better nearby shelters about 30 minutes after the blast. There are, of course, official rules about what to do during a blast. In short, you should stay inside and away from windows, wash your hands, and wait for more instructions. Please don’t condition your hair while you’re doing that.

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Sony is reportedly engaged in discussions to form a partnership for a potential bid on Paramount

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There hasn’t been much buzz lately about any new acquisitions in the world of video game intellectual property. According to a recent report, Sony is currently engaged in discussions with a well-funded partner to potentially acquire the renowned film studio Paramount, along with all the exciting possibilities that come with such a merger.

As reported in the New York Times (thanks, ResetEra), Sony Picture Entertainment is reportedly in discussions with Apollo Global Management, an investment firm, as per two sources familiar with the matter. In the past, Apollo had made an offer to acquire Paramount for a minimum of $26 billion, but their bid was ultimately turned down.

The terms of the joint bid are currently under discussion, and there is a chance that the two parties may decide against making a formal offer. Unnamed sources have revealed that Paramount is currently in exclusive discussions with Skydance, preventing any official offer from being made at this time. Investor opposition to the recent deal that Skydance brought seems to have been significant.

The potential impact of such an acquisition is immense. First and foremost, it would introduce adaptations of Sonic and Halo into the expanding media empire of the PlayStation platform holder. Following the announcement, Paramount’s stock experienced a significant 11% surge in after-hours trading.

What are your thoughts on the news? Is there a possibility of Sony acquiring Paramount? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section below.

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Fallout Season 2 has been confirmed as the show continues to captivate audiences, making it one of Amazon’s most-watched series

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Amazon has just made the exciting announcement that a second season of the highly acclaimed Fallout TV adaptation is in the works. Fans can look forward to another thrilling installment of the series, which will be exclusively available on the Amazon Prime streaming service. Confirmation has arrived regarding the second batch of episodes for the series, following the acquisition of $25 million in Californian tax credits.

In just four days after its release, Fallout has already captivated audiences, quickly becoming one of Amazon Prime’s most-watched TV shows of all time. It has garnered immense popularity, rivaling even the acclaimed season of The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power.

The Fallout TV show has caused a massive surge in sales for the newer games, resulting in a staggering 7,500% increase in purchases of Fallout 4 in Europe. Fallout 76, Fallout 3, and Fallout: New Vegas were also among the top 10 best-selling games across the continent last week. Next week, the highly anticipated PS5 version of Fallout 4 will be released, offering players an enhanced visual experience with new graphical modes. Additionally, players can look forward to exciting new content from the Creation Club.

Considering the potential for character development and narrative arcs, it would be intriguing to see where season two takes Lucy, Maximus, and The Ghoul. Without revealing any spoilers, it’s exciting to speculate on the possible directions their stories could go. We would greatly appreciate your feedback in the comments section.

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