Gaming
The Isle Tide Hotel (PS5): A Criminally Tedious FMV Thriller
Not being bad enough to be funny is the Isle Tide Hotel’s biggest crime. Just bad. Bad bad bad bad. No one should play this game except for morbid curiosity, and no one should recommend it except for spite.
First, the formalities so we can leave. The Isle Tide Hotel is an FMV mystery thriller about Josh, a man searching for his estranged daughter who disappeared after visiting the hotel. All hotel guests are nuts. Something evil is happening. Can you solve the Isle Tide Hotel mystery and reconcile with your daughter?
Following is standard FMV game fare. People talk, make decisions, and the story adapts. But the characters you meet are confusing. They speak in riddles with dreamlike cadence, but instead of unsettling and haunting, it’s embarrassing, like watching your mom re-enact her favorite Twin Peaks scenes after a few sherries. Annoying characters exist. Most, actually. The whole thing isn’t funny, intentionally or not.
Despite the intriguing premise, the mystery never takes off because we don’t get enough meat on the bone, and by the time the secrets are revealed, we’ve lost interest. The story consists of bizarre interactions that lead to an atrocious section in which you must navigate a maze of identical rooms, which happened to us in both runs. A frustrating game ends frustratingly.
If you like the mystery and can handle the annoying characters, you’ll enjoy this more than we did. We lost interest after being bamboozled in the maze for what felt like an hour. We got different endings twice and neither was worth it. There may be a great ending we missed. Our guess is no.
Pros:
- An intriguing premise
Cons:
- Tiresome puzzles
- The story never sticks
- Horrible characters
Gaming
Ubisoft says that future Assassin’s Creed games will need more time to be made
As Assassin’s Creed Shadows is about to sneak up on people in November, Ubisoft says that the time between developing games needs to be longer to find the “right balance.” Shadows has been in development for four years, longer than any other game in the series up to this point. That includes the huge open-world epics Assassin’s Creed Odyssey and Assassin’s Creed Valhalla.
Shadows lead producer Karl Onnée (thanks, GamesIndustry.biz) says that the latest AC game took 25% longer to make than Valhalla. He says this is necessary to keep the quality of the series that it is known for: “It’s always a balance between time and costs, but the more time you have, the more you can iterate.” You can speed up a project by adding more people to it, but that doesn’t give you more time to make changes.
Onnée says this has as much to do with immersion and aesthetics as it does with fixing bugs and smoothing out pixels. This is because the development team needs time to learn about each new historical setting: “We are trying to make a game that is as real as possible.” We’re proud of it, and the process took a long time. In feudal Japan, building a house is very different from building a house in France or England in the Middle Ages. As an artist, you need to learn where to put things in a feudal Japanese home. For example, food might not belong there. Get all the information you need and learn it. That process takes a long time.”
You’ll have to wait a little longer for Ubisoft to work on each game. Are you okay with that? In what part of Shadows are you now? Is it interesting to you? Leave a comment below and let us know.
Gaming
You can now pre-order Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP on PS5
You can now pre-order Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP, a remaster that Dragami Games and Capcom both created. You can now pre-order the PS5 game on the PS Store for $44.99 or £39.99. If you have PS Plus, you can get an extra 10% off the price.
The company put out a new trailer with about three minutes of gameplay to mark the start of the pre-order period. Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP is a remaster of Grasshopper Manufacture’s crazy action game from 2012. You play as Juliet, a high school student who fights off waves of zombies.
The remaster adds RePOP mode, an alternative mode that swaps out the blood and gore for fun visual effects. It also adds a bunch of other features and improvements that make the game better overall. You can expect the graphics and sound to be better as well.
The game will now come out on September 12, 2024, instead of September 12, 2024. Are you excited to get back to this? Please cheer us on in the section below.
Gaming
This Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 zombies trailer is way too expensive
Is there really anyone who is following the story of Call of Duty’s zombie mode? We’ve known about the story in a vague way for a while, but we couldn’t tell you anything about it. It looks like the “Dark Aether” story will continue in Black Ops 6, but we don’t really know what that means.
For those of you who care, here is the official blurb with some background: “Requiem, led by the CIA, finally closed the last-dimensional portal, sending its inhabitants back to the nightmare world known as the Dark Aether, after two years of fighting zombie outbreaks around the world during the Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War timeline.”
Wait, there’s more! “Agent Samantha Maxis gave her life to seal this weird dimension from the inside out.” Even worse things were to come: senior staff members of Requiem were arrested without a reason by the Project Director, who turned out to be Edward Richtofen.
Black Ops 6 will take place about five years later, and it looks like it will show more about Richtofen’s goals and motivations. The most important thing is that you will probably be shooting an unimaginable number of zombies in the head. This week, on August 8, there will be a full reveal of the gameplay, so keep an eye out for that.
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