Movies & TV Shows
Danger 5: Five reasons why it’s the best show on Netflix
Danger 5 is one of those rare gems on Netflix that will have you obsessed and wondering where this show has been your whole life. Seriously. Imagine if Quentin Tarantino directed a live action combination of Archer and Team America: World Police that’s set in the 60’s. Danger 5 follows a group of five super spies who are tasked with preventing Hitler from taking over the world. So why haven’t you heard of Danger 5 before? It’s an Australian produced show that Americans haven’t been able to (legally) enjoy until last month when it was added to Netflix. Still unsure about Danger 5’s mix of silly satirical humor, absurd violence, and intentionally cheesy production values? What if I told you that Nazi dinosaurs are just part of what makes Danger 5 so great? Well here are five reasons why the first season will make Danger 5 your favorite show on Netflix:
1. Hitler’s Henchmen
Danger 5 not only embraces absurdity; it runs with it, too! Our intrepid spies that feature such hilarious characters like Jackson, the super manly American who constantly butchers pronunciations, battle against Hitler’s rather unique forces every episode. See, Hitler (with help from historical figures like Stalin and Mussolini) apparently takes inspiration from the best 60’s sci-fi as the heroes in Danger 5 must go up against everything from Nazi dinosaurs to mutants and, yes, even robots. As if fighting such wonderfully ridiculous henchmen wasn’t good enough, the brilliant minds behind Danger 5 take it up a notch by bringing the Nazi creatures to life with (laughably) bad animation, costumes, and blatantly obvious use miniature models.
2. Goofy Product Placements
You may be familiar with the ‘Sensible Chuckle’ meme which has graced the internet courtesy of the wonderful shenanigans on Danger 5. But the ‘Sensible Chuckle’ magazine is not the only chuckle-worthy product placement in the show. Paying homage to (or perhaps taking a cue from) the classic comedy Airplane, every episode of Danger 5 features hilariously bad product placements for items that are worthy of late night infomercials. For example, the Mazzarucci Utility Guitar, an acoustic guitar that features swiss army knife style attachments and the sales pitch, ‘Whether it’s birthday, bar mitzvah, or just one of those special moments, the Mazzarucci Utility Guitar is the perfect gift for any occasion.’ In need of excellence in record keeping and prestige in the workplace? Danger 5’s Tannaka Paper weights are just what you need ‘because with Tannaka, what happens in Japan stays in Japan.’ Want to be the guy who always has time to look good? Check out the Mazzarucci Shave-issmo, an electric razor that promises to ‘redefine your face.’ It’s little nods like this that makes Danger 5 so special and keep you laughing throughout the outlandish and always amusing action.
3. Death Drinks
Since Danger 5 features some over the top Tarantino-esque violence, that means that death scenes are inevitable. Ordinarily that’s a (somewhat) sad event, but not in the Danger 5 universe! Whenever a character dies in the always smiling Pierre’s arms, their final words are always the recipe for ‘the perfect’ cocktail. Want to know how to make The Perfect Carlos Sultana? Take 1 part dark rum, 1 scoop vanilla ice cream, fill with creamy soda, and possibly finish with raisins and there you go! Need something to go with your Chinese take out? Try The Perfect Chinese Whisper (1 part rice wine, 1 part lychee juice, pour over crushed ice, and fill with the soda of your choice) that’s courtesy of the death of a Chinese hench woman. These Death Drinks are always relevant to that episode’s shenanigans and will make you thirsty anytime someone is bleeding in Pierre’s tender embrace.
4. Stereotypes
Stereotyping is bad, m’kay? Well, except when it’s done on Danger 5. The way that cultural stereotypes are so gleefully and innocently lampooned on Danger 5 is really refreshing. For example, Danger 5’s take on an Italian hit squad. The Danger 5 team is being chased by a group of Italians in a small car. How did they know they were Italians? They were well dressed and the driver kept checking out his hair in the mirror, of course! In the Danger 5 universe, Germans are obsessed with talking German Shepherds who always play crooked cops in German police dramas. Even Ilsa, Danger 5’s bad ass Russian femme fatale confessed that she thought she’d die as a result of alcohol poisoning when cornered by a Nazi T-Rex. Even bad ass American agent Jackson’s hatred of Nazis is matched only by his love of cliched action hero one liners and impressing beautiful women.
5. The Little Things
It’s the little things that really makes Danger 5 stand out. Everything from the harsh lighting, ridiculous costumes, constant chain smoking and intentionally clunky dialogue really shows the amount of love and attention to detail the show’s creators put in. Because of the larger than life shenanigans, you’ll definitely pick up on the small details on repeat viewings. How wildly absurd are the story lines? The show kicks off with the Danger 5 crew investigating the theft of the Eiffel Tower. Naturally, it was hauled away by swastika adorned zeppelins as a part of Hitler’s nefarious birthday scheme. As if that wasn’t good enough, Hitler escapes by jumping out of a window in every episode. Yep! That’s right, every episode uses the same b-roll footage of Hitler jumping out of a window when he invariably escapes.
Another enjoyable little quirk is that every character on Danger 5 appears to be fluent in every language. Hitler speaks German, Danger 5’s Ilsa speaks only Russian, Hirohito speaks Japanese, etc. requiring the use of subtitles for their lines. It’s a wonderful oddity that makes it all the more humorous that all the show’s dialogue (even English) is badly dubbed over. Danger 5 also pokes fun at the ridiculous sexism of the time by having Danger 5’s brainy blonde British scientist, Claire, constantly shut down by the brash eagle-headed Colonel Chestbridge during briefings. The show’s creators didn’t just pay attention to the jokes and action. The catchy retro soundtrack that accompanies the harshly lit shenanigans on Danger 5 is fantastic and shows that they really thought of everything. Seriously, you can see why Danger 5 is one of the best things to come on Netflix in a long time.
Check out the trailer for Danger 5 and start counting down the minutes until you can get home and binge watch it on Netflix:
Geek Culture
We now have a teaser trailer for The Last of Us Season 2
HBO released the first official look at The Last of Us’s second season. It looks like it will adapt a part of The Last of Us: Part II, which is only available on PS5. The memorable dancing scene in Jackson, the Seraphites, Dina, Joel, Ellie, and maybe a very, very short clip of Abby can all be seen in just 24 seconds of footage that first showed up in a video about what HBO Max has to offer between now and 2025. Take a look below:
I saved her.
A sneak peek of Season 2 of the @HBO Original Series #TheLastOfUs, coming in 2025 to Max. pic.twitter.com/PQljcvlOsx
— Max (@StreamOnMax) August 5, 2024
At some point in 2025, the second season of the TV show will come out. This is the end of an HBO video that showed what new TV shows will be available in the future. Other shows shown included Dune: Prophecy, It: Welcome to Derry, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, and more.
A second season of the TV show is planned, but it’s not clear how much of the second game’s story will be used. The season will have seven episodes and end at a “natural breaking point.” Due to the wealth of new information and plot that the first season added to the story, the endpoint might not even be an event from the PS5 or PS4 version.
What do you think of this first look? Tell us what you thought at first in the comments.
Gaming
Amazon’s great Fallout TV show is nominated for 16 Emmys
Critics and fans alike went crazy for Amazon’s take on the famous role-playing game series Fallout. There were a lot of nominations for 16 Emmy awards, including Best Actor and Outstanding Drama Series. The show was able to reach audiences outside of gamers and got a lot of attention from the industry.
Eurogamer has been keeping track, and now that all the votes are in, Fallout is tied for fifth place with 23 nominations for the 76th Emmy Awards, which are put on by the US Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. With 25, The Bear has the most nominations, followed by True Detective: Night Country with 23, and Shogun with 19.
It shouldn’t be a surprise that Walton Goggins is up for Best Actor for his performance as The Ghoul. Although games will always be our first choice, it’s great that adaptations of games don’t have to be awful, and we can’t wait for the next season of the shows.
Are you surprised by how well Amazon’s version of Fallout has done in the mainstream? Is the curse of movies based on video games finally over? Leave a comment below and let us know.
Geek Culture
The trailer for Gladiator II looks great, but is any of it true? What Did The Experts Say?
The trailer for Gladiator II by Ridley Scott is now out, and it looks like it will be the best movie ever. If you liked the first movie, you’ll probably love the new one, which has a lot of big names in it and shows epic duels, scary Colosseum battles, and hints of political intrigue. But, as with all Hollywood historical epics, you might wonder how much of what is shown is based on real events and how much is just made up for fun.
When we had questions, we asked the Bad Ancient team what they thought about the fun, the fantasy, and the facts.
What’s the movie about?
The new Gladiator movie picks up 25 years after the first one. Paul Mescal plays Lucius Verus II, the boy from the original story and Lucilla’s son. The trailer starts with him talking about the deadly duel between Emperor Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix) and Maximus Decimus Meridius, a gladiator and fallen general.
It looks like Lucius is living in exile in Numidia, which is in northwest Africa. A few years after this incident, the Roman army captures him and forces him to compete as a gladiator. Lucius wants to overthrow the Roman government and end all forms of slavery, of course.
Later, Lucius fights the made-up General Marcus Acacius (Pedro Pascal), who also seems to have doubts about the Roman Empire’s needless killing. In the trailer, we learn more about characters like Macrinus (Denzel Washington), a power broker who likes gladiators, and Geta and Caracalla, two brother emperors who look cruel and spoiled and are played by Joseph Quinn and Fred Hechinger, respectively.
There are hints of exciting scenes in the trailer, like a gladiator riding a rhino and a fake naval battle in a flooded Colosseum with boats and sharks that eat people. There are also hints of politics and mystery.
A lot of it. It’s fun, but is it really true?
First, what did you think of the trailer?
Dr. Jo Ball (JB), an archaeologist who studies Roman war and conflict: I was really looking forward to seeing the trailer for the new Gladiator II movie, and it did not let me down. It looked like it would be a great visual feast, with hopefully some good history thrown in. I’m especially interested in seeing how Pedro Pascal’s character, Marcus Acacius, fits into the story. From the trailer, he seems to be coming to protest the endless conquests of Rome and the lives it took, and he seems to be getting in trouble for his views. I think this could be an interesting way to connect this to the main gladiator theme.
Alex Sills (AS), a graduate student at the University of Leicester: The sheer spectacle of it looks like it will be even better than the first movie. I can’t wait to see what 24 years of CGI progress can do for a Roman arena. Also, I’m interested to see how the movie handles the fact that the Republic hasn’t been brought back. Maximus gave up his life for that reason in the first movie. Will Lucius finish the job? We know that emperors ruled for hundreds of years, so it’s not likely. However, it will be interesting to see if the political aspect is kept up or dropped in favor of a story about revenge between two people.
This is Dr. Owen Rees (OR), founder and chief editor of Bad Ancient: I love the first Gladiator movie so much that my first thought was, “Why?!?” Why is there a second part? But when I saw the cityscape of Rome on the screen, that reaction went away, and I became interested in what I was seeing. The glory of Rome, the desire for a quiet life away from the center of power, and the idea of “the Republic” are all themes that were introduced in the first movie. I can’t wait to see how they connect these to the second one.
Did anything stand out right away as being right or wrong or not making sense?
JB: Paul Mescal’s Lucius seems to have become a gladiator after being captured during a violent conquest of Numidia in northwest Africa. However, this area had been a part of the Roman world for hundreds of years by the time the movie takes place, and it’s hard to imagine scenes like the ones in the trailer happening during the time of the movie’s setting, when Severus reorganized the region’s government.
Some parts of the dress don’t seem right, like the wristbands that everyone with a sword seems to have to wear! The accents are an interesting mix, but I actually quite like this, as it is a useful reminder that the “Romans” were not a homogenous population but came from an empire that stretched from Britain across Europe, the Near East, and northern Africa—why people would be expected to have the same accents is beyond me (and even if they did, a modern American accent is no less accurate a representation than a classic British one!).
AS: No one is without a top! They didn’t wear anything to protect their torsos because that would have been too easy of a fight. Also, Pedro and Paul should have shields with them, since that’s what gladiators did instead of chest armor. It’s cool that the shield could be used offensively, almost like a second weapon. Having both arms in the fight makes it more interesting. Of course, movie stars shouldn’t have to wear helmets that cover their faces, but these guys should be able to show a lot of chest. I’m sure a lot of people in the theater would also not mind…
Is there something wrong with how the two emperors are portrayed?
Basically, Caracalla and Geta are portrayed in a rather odd way. They seem to fit the stereotypes of Nero and Caligula more than they do the real Severans. Also, they stand out because they are so pale. Both brothers were born in Syria and Libya.
In Roman times, there were a lot of people of color. It’s not fair to make emperors with darker skin look lighter. I’m happy to see Denzel Washington in the cast, though, because his character sounds really interesting.
OR: They look like a cliché of many “bad emperors” rolled into one. It’s interesting that they chose to cast actors who are so pale these days. But we’ll see how their characters are developed when the movie comes out. You can’t judge it based on a few seconds in an ad!
When it was full of water, did the Colosseum ever host battles on the water?
JB: Yes, naumachiae were popular and spectacular shows put on to entertain the people of Rome on special occasions. They were very expensive and hard to set up. Early Roman emperors put on Naumachiae, but until Nero’s time, they didn’t happen in amphitheaters. Instead, they happened on lakes or in specially built basins. The Colosseum was a special place for naumachiae, and one was even held at its opening in 80 AD, during the reign of Titus the Great. But we don’t know how they filled the arena with water for the battle; it was probably done to the lowest level possible so the ships could float!
But Paul Mescal’s character wouldn’t have fought in Naumachiae. The Romans didn’t use trained (read: expensive) gladiators. Instead, they used prisoners of war and criminals who had been sentenced to death. This suggests that very few, if any, were expected to survive. It’s also important to note that the naumachia of Claudius on the Fucine Lake was the only time that people were heard saying, “We who are about to die salute you.” The gladiators didn’t need to say this.
What if gladiators had fought rhinos or sharks instead?
JB: Roman audiences liked new things in their beast shows, and there weren’t many animals that they wouldn’t put in the arena. In fact, it was a big business to get animals for these kinds of shows, and the more exotic the animals, the better. The animals didn’t even have to be very dangerous; as long as they were different, they were included. Giraffes were shown with “classic” wild animals like lions and bears.
: Gladiators always fought other gladiators. On the other hand, there were people in the arena who fought animals or hunted them. These people were called devas and bestiarii.
Rhinos were shown off in Rome—that much we know. I think Pompey Magnus was the first person to bring one in. One was brought in so that the emperor Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix in the first movie) could kill it himself in the Colosseum. He did this by shooting it with arrows from a platform, so he was never in any danger.
When it comes to sharks, we’re getting into fantasy land. The Romans got very good at catching and moving all kinds of wild animals, especially from Africa. But they couldn’t catch sharks, bring them to Rome, or put them somewhere safe before the Games. But if they had been able to, they would have thought it would have been awesome, so maybe this is dead guys’ movie wish fulfillment.
OR: There were animals in the arena, but the gladiators who fought were not the same ones. We use the word “gladiator” to describe too few of the people the Romans had in the arena.
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